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Simple Coders

Built for the real world.

Hi, I’m Sam — a hobbyist Windows developer who loves building useful tools, exploring the Windows API, and solving problems for fun.

Here you’ll find the projects I’ve been tinkering with, a few experiments, and the occasional programming rabbit hole.

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> Building cool stuff since 1999
NOTE: This homepage is currently being updated. Some sections may be incomplete or under construction — I’m working on the site now.
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Crabbycord

From IRC nostalgia to a modern Discord bot project.

Crabbycord is a Discord bot project built with VB.NET, using DSharpPlus as its core library for interacting with Discord and powering bot features.

  • Built with VB.NET and DSharpPlus
  • Supports command handling and Discord integrations
  • Includes support for ChatGPT, Gemini, OpenWeather, and Google APIs
  • Originally inspired by the earlier Crabby IRC bot project
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Crabbycord interface

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SystemInformation

Instant Windows hardware retrieval tool for Acer & Gateway Serial Numbers, SNIDs, and model info when physical labels are missing or illegible.

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VbWorkerServiceDeployer

A .NET 8 application designed to install and uninstall the VbWorkerServicePinvokeLauncher service, the first project in a trilogy showcasing P/Invoke in Windows API interactions. It emphasizes dependency injection, single responsibility, and service management through direct Windows API calls.

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VbAdvancedRun

A demonstration of launching an executable under the SYSTEM account using P/Invoke and service-based process elevation. Built from the same P/Invoke ideas as VbWorkerServicePinvokeLauncher and VbWorkerServiceDeployer.

? VB.NET ?
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ProcTerm12

Inspired by a C++ article by the author of Process Hacker, this VB.NET project explores 12 termination techniques.

? VB.NET ?
Sam

I’ve been programming since 1999 and fell in love with VB.NET back in the early 2000s. These days, I mostly build Windows tools with VB.NET and enjoy diving deep into the Windows API.

P/Invoke, memory management, and low-level Windows stuff? Yes please.

When I’m not coding, I’m probably gaming, listening to music, or tinkering with something that will either make my life easier or become completely unnecessary. ??

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Programming Since1999
VB
VB.NETForever a classic
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Windows APIEnthusiast
.NET
.NET 10Current playground

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Digital dumpster

?? Digital Dumpster

Where old code goes instead of the recycle bin.

These projects are old, abandoned, or simply terrible.
They’re here because deleting them would erase part of the journey.

Historical accuracy has been preserved. Quality has not. ??
Enter Dumpster ? Proceed with caution
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